I have a pretty busy schedule today so here is a little political humor to start your Monday off with a smile!  Have a great day!

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
 
BARACK OBAMA:   The chicken crossed the road because it was time for
change!   The chicken wanted change!
 
 
JOHN MCCAIN:   My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he was a
maverick chicken, and he wanted to engage in cooperation and dialogue with
all the chickens on the other side of the road.
 
 
SARAH PALIN:   The chicken had to cross the road because he was not able to
find a bridge.   Alaskans do not build bridges to nowhere.   If he wanted a
bridge, he'd have to build it himself.
 
 
JOE BIDEN:   The chicken crossed the road because he was heading back to
Scranton.